ruinedchildhood:

"We have some extra food do you want some?"

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"I can’t finish this you want the rest of my food?"

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"You wanna go out to eat, i’ll pay"

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themoonphase:

what is this and how do i achieve it

rukafais:

graveyardhorse:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm

the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me

"Look at you, glowing like a solar fire. You’re something special, Jim. You’re gonna rattle the stars, you are!"

sandrino-partyoffive:

mattmcguigan:

mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

I am both of them.